Meet the intensely lovable S’pur, who strongly objects to being described as loveable.
She is very overworked and underpaid (not autobiographical at all, right?) as the deep-sea research assistant to our marine biologist team.
She is equipped with the Cephalophone (TM), the patented octopus-to-human comms sonar radar, an auto-interpretation device which for the first time in history allows us humans to collaborate with octopusses. The Cephalophone sleek, lightweight, looks super cute, but also... it itches.
Add that to the list of her grievances.
She has almost certainly stolen your GoPro.